I’d rather be:
- Sleeping
- Napping
- Trying on shoes
- Playing tetris
- Cleaning out my desk
- Drinking alcohol
- Drinking coffee with caffeine in it
- Smokin’ doobies (even though I don't do that)
- Staring into outerspace
- Getting a pedicure
- Drinking a smoothie
- Eating a hotdog
- Sitting on a plane, bound for somewhere warm
- Wearing flannel jammies
- Watching TV
- Eating pizza
- Travelling anywhere but here
- Sitting in front of the fireplace with my favourite book
- Hanging out with my puppydog
- Cooking something wonderful while drinking a glass of red wine.
- Drinking the rest of your bottle of red wine
- Learning to play my piano
- Winning the lottery
- Daydreaming (oh, wait, I already am!)
- Watching cartoons
- Eating one of the Skinny Cow fudgesicles in my freezer
- Driving a mini cooper out in the country
- Sitting in a hot tub (wine mandatory here too)
- Laying on the beach
- Buying a new couch for my basement
- Winning the lottery. twice.
- Driving home. Enjoying the dinner that my guy makes for me tonight, but unfortunately he can’t cook so that will never happen but I can dream can’t I? aaaaaaah yes that’s what I’m doing too.
- Riding shotgun in your mini (I’m a great navigator)
- Dancing to some Prince
- Not working
- Writing about something other than insurance
- Learning new photoshop skills
- Going back in time to the 1940s so I can steal some awesome clothes and purses
- Daphne navigating while I drive my mini
- Dancing to Madonna
- Working even less than Daphne
- Not writing about anything at all ever.
- Learning some new photoshop skills
- Going back in time before Job2. Anytime is fine.
- Learning how to cook delicious Indian food
- Better still, eating my mother-in-law’s delicious Indian food
- Sitting on my front porch way in the future, reminiscing about that sweet corner office while avoiding mention of the job entirely
- Watching Audrey Hepburn movies
- Pursuing my longtime dream of being a broadway star
- Eating fruit loops
- Enjoying my house without my mother in it.
- Eating Daphne's delicious Indian food.
- Baking more, eating what I bake and not gaining weight
- Wishing for a snowstorm so bad, I can’t come to work until Spring
- Eating more rice krispie squares
- Enjoying wine. Have I said that enough? I don’t think so.
- Downloading every application on Facebook until my profile crashes.
- Redecorating my colleague's home with doilies and figurines while she’s sleeping – and blaming it on her man, just for fun
- Figuring out how many licks it takes to get to the centre of the toostie pop
- Watching re-runs of 80s sitcoms
- Eating brie on baguette (coupled with a glass of wine, of course)
- Buying more shoes
- Packing my mom’s junk
- Throwing out knicknacks from knickknack hell
- Eating lardballs and never having to say I’m sorry.
- Losing it like the co-pilot on the Air Canada flight over Ireland
- Travelling to Ireland, but not on Air Canada
- Daydreaming about witty things to add to this list
- Never having writer’s block while trying to write something witty for this list of things I’d rather be doing.
- To be able to dictate this list and not actually write it myself.
