Wednesday, January 30, 2008

How 'Bout You?

...Email chain with my colleague.... My bullets are in green.

I’d rather be:
  • Sleeping
  • Napping
  • Trying on shoes
  • Playing tetris
  • Cleaning out my desk
  • Drinking alcohol
  • Drinking coffee with caffeine in it
  • Smokin’ doobies (even though I don't do that)
  • Staring into outerspace
  • Getting a pedicure
  • Drinking a smoothie
  • Eating a hotdog
  • Sitting on a plane, bound for somewhere warm
  • Wearing flannel jammies
  • Watching TV
  • Eating pizza
  • Travelling anywhere but here
  • Sitting in front of the fireplace with my favourite book
  • Hanging out with my puppydog
  • Cooking something wonderful while drinking a glass of red wine.
  • Drinking the rest of your bottle of red wine
  • Learning to play my piano
  • Winning the lottery
  • Daydreaming (oh, wait, I already am!)
  • Watching cartoons
  • Eating one of the Skinny Cow fudgesicles in my freezer
  • Driving a mini cooper out in the country
  • Sitting in a hot tub (wine mandatory here too)
  • Laying on the beach
  • Buying a new couch for my basement
  • Winning the lottery. twice.
  • Driving home. Enjoying the dinner that my guy makes for me tonight, but unfortunately he can’t cook so that will never happen but I can dream can’t I? aaaaaaah yes that’s what I’m doing too.
  • Riding shotgun in your mini (I’m a great navigator)
  • Dancing to some Prince
  • Not working
  • Writing about something other than insurance
  • Learning new photoshop skills
  • Going back in time to the 1940s so I can steal some awesome clothes and purses
  • Daphne navigating while I drive my mini
  • Dancing to Madonna
  • Working even less than Daphne
  • Not writing about anything at all ever.
  • Learning some new photoshop skills
  • Going back in time before Job2. Anytime is fine.
  • Learning how to cook delicious Indian food
  • Better still, eating my mother-in-law’s delicious Indian food
  • Sitting on my front porch way in the future, reminiscing about that sweet corner office while avoiding mention of the job entirely
  • Watching Audrey Hepburn movies
  • Pursuing my longtime dream of being a broadway star
  • Eating fruit loops
  • Enjoying my house without my mother in it.
  • Eating Daphne's delicious Indian food.
  • Baking more, eating what I bake and not gaining weight
  • Wishing for a snowstorm so bad, I can’t come to work until Spring
  • Eating more rice krispie squares
  • Enjoying wine. Have I said that enough? I don’t think so.
  • Downloading every application on Facebook until my profile crashes.
  • Redecorating my colleague's home with doilies and figurines while she’s sleeping – and blaming it on her man, just for fun
  • Figuring out how many licks it takes to get to the centre of the toostie pop
  • Watching re-runs of 80s sitcoms
  • Eating brie on baguette (coupled with a glass of wine, of course)
  • Buying more shoes
  • Packing my mom’s junk
  • Throwing out knicknacks from knickknack hell
  • Eating lardballs and never having to say I’m sorry.
  • Losing it like the co-pilot on the Air Canada flight over Ireland
  • Travelling to Ireland, but not on Air Canada
  • Daydreaming about witty things to add to this list
  • Never having writer’s block while trying to write something witty for this list of things I’d rather be doing.
  • To be able to dictate this list and not actually write it myself.

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